I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
