dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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