this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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