i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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