We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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