She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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