This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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