at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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