Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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