Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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