Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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