well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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