Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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