and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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