no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
