I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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