I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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