oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
a search helicopter?!
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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