does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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