Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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