So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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