How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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