i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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