dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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