So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I can't turn off my feet"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
