I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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