so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She swung at the pinata with crutches
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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