Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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