gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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