something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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