I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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