Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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