My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
When are your genitals available?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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