Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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