Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
