so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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