is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
So squirting runs in the family.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
jump out the window naked night went bad
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