i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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