Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
