i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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