People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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