so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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