Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
please don't ironically join a cult
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