nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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