im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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