I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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