Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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