"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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