why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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