I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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